Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...