Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...