Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...