If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Nurse converse.
Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...