What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...