Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...