Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...