Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...