yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Dictionary for women
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Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...