Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!