Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...