Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
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A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Giving Cats Pills
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Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
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An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...