Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...