CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....