Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...