You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
School dinners come on a plate!
|What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.