Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...