Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...