Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
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Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...