How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...