The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...