Finally Figured Out Women
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4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
A tourist from the United States of America…
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...