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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
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Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
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Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
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Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
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A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
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Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.