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TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
No sex for an eagle!
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|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
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There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
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