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A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Stupid Insults 26/31
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\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...