God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...