Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”