Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.