The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...