Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...