You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...