Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...