Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...