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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
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10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Fallen bridge
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What is the definition of a virgin?
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The Cliff And The Blondes.
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Write on the bottom of shoes
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