Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...