Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.