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2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
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Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Your Momma\’s so fat
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