Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...