Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...