Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Special High Intensity Teaching
Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...