Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...