George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...