Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...