Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...