Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...