Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...