Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...