Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !