Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
worm’s favorite band
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The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
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Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...