Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Realistically and Hypothetically….
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...