Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...