Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...