What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...