Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...