Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Croaka-cola!
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More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...