Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...