Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...