Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...